The Southwest and I Aren't Getting Along

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The Southwest and I Aren't Getting Along, Part II

Fun Facts About New Mexico

• The territory now known as New Mexico was conceded to the United States as reparations after the U.S. lost the Mexican War.
  
  
• New Mexico population: 600,000,000,000 lizards
  
  
• New Mexico crest: A huge human foot d'or, in a field azure; the foot crushes a serpent rampant whose fangs are imbedded in nothing
  
  
• New Mexico motto: serpens mortuum in solis
  
  
• Songs Written About New Mexico:
  
  
  • "Albuquerque" - Weird Al Yankovic
    
    
  • "Christ I Fucking Hate You, New Mexico" - John Denver
    
    
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• Chief New Mexico exports: asphalt
  
  
• Most of New Mexico cannot support life!
  
  
• New Mexico is famous for its dirt!