Homes Across America

The East Bay A-List Supper Club Bears night usually ends with a gathering in our living room, and cheerful mockery of whatever we've got on Tivo. Just like Tuesdays in LA, only on a different night, and our version is strictly amateur. We're particularly drawn to home improvement and design shows, like Sell This House and, lately, Homes Across America. Tivo records assloads of both shows, and I winnow out the boring episodes so our group can focus on the more serious crimes against architecture.

Frankly, Homes Across America needs a new, more accurate, name. So far we have the following helpful suggestions, but if you've ever seen it, and you have ideas, submissions are welcome.

1. Insufferable Fags With Money
2. Who Exactly Is This Show's Demographic?
3. But They Told Me It Was Tasteful
4. Homes You Will Never, Ever Own
5. Enough Already, We Get It
6. How Fucking Big Do You Need It, Honestly?
7. Bow To Your Superiors
8. Smackable Jew Theatre

Start brainstorming!