Fun Game!*

To play this new fun game, all you will need is:

A dog
A cat
A bowl of popcorn
A television projector

Toss popcorn kernels one at a time in big, rainbow arcs through the air. As they pass through the projection, they will flash bright colors, which, in turn, will captivate your cat for hours. Toss a million kernels; they'll never get tired of it.

(The dog is there to snuffle up the popcorn so you don't have to vacuum.)

*Also a cry for help.