Subarachnoid Hemorrhage

Hey Matthew, how you been doing?

Oh, I'm doing just fine, especially considering that MY BRAIN HAS BEEN HEMORRHAGING SINCE SUNDAY.

Top that! Top that, bitches. You cannot. Stop trying, I win. I win at being the hardest. Brain damage, bitches. How fuckin' core is that?

I should have a wah-wah guitarist follow me around from now on, I'm so fuckin' bad.

PS: Also, brain damage jokes are now in. You're welcome!