Chubspot.com is back online. It's another personal ad site for big fat guys like me, and people who are into big fat guys like me. BiggerCity is another such site, and while neither site shows much restraint when it comes to what people are allowed to upload, BiggerCity tends to focus more on millions and millions of wiener photos, while Chubspot is more like its downscale, no-sheets-on-the-mattress, 43-shots-of-my-gaping-butthole kind of place. Which, of course, is my kind of awesome. Especially when the butthole show-er claims to be monogamous. That's a personal favorite.
So naturally Chubspot is rife with photos of big fat guys leaning forward for the camera and squashing their moobs together, which leads to my mystery question. Who actually likes this? It's the absolute polar opposite of Internet Disease. I've talked to dozens of chasers, and they all agree that they don't like it when big fat guys squash their boobs together and then look at you with presumably alluring bedroom eyes. They say it's creepy. They say it usually ends with them politely asking Mr. Choobs to please, please never do that again.
I'm less down on it than I sound. You can do what you like, and if what you like involves squishing body parts around, then get on with it, and you have my blessing. I personally don't think it's attractive, but then I think body hair is attractive, and 49% of North America is busy right now shaving theirs off, so what do I know about attraction? Nothing, that's what.
But I can't seem to find anyone else who finds it attractive, hence the mystery. Has anyone ever met someone who liked you to squish your boobs together? What was that like? Did you go along with it? Was it hot? Or did you just throw your shoes at him and run?
In other news, it's not an aneurysm. We still don't know what it is, but I'll take what good news I can get, so yay.
So naturally Chubspot is rife with photos of big fat guys leaning forward for the camera and squashing their moobs together, which leads to my mystery question. Who actually likes this? It's the absolute polar opposite of Internet Disease. I've talked to dozens of chasers, and they all agree that they don't like it when big fat guys squash their boobs together and then look at you with presumably alluring bedroom eyes. They say it's creepy. They say it usually ends with them politely asking Mr. Choobs to please, please never do that again.
I'm less down on it than I sound. You can do what you like, and if what you like involves squishing body parts around, then get on with it, and you have my blessing. I personally don't think it's attractive, but then I think body hair is attractive, and 49% of North America is busy right now shaving theirs off, so what do I know about attraction? Nothing, that's what.
But I can't seem to find anyone else who finds it attractive, hence the mystery. Has anyone ever met someone who liked you to squish your boobs together? What was that like? Did you go along with it? Was it hot? Or did you just throw your shoes at him and run?
In other news, it's not an aneurysm. We still don't know what it is, but I'll take what good news I can get, so yay.