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Earthquake!
Jan. 23rd, 2009 04:32 amBig one!
John, Mister Earthquake Preparedness, leapt from the bed and dove for the doorframe protection of the bathroom. There were a few problems with this.
1. There was no earthquake.
2. He was asleep when this happened.
3. Therefore, his mask, CPAP, clock radio, and everything else on his bedstand came with him, loudly. Wakey-wakey everyone!
Apparently John had himself a vivid dream. Did you know that he qualifies for Mensa?
And y'all know that I'd die without him, right? I want to make sure you know all sides of the equation when I make dickish fun of him like this.
John, Mister Earthquake Preparedness, leapt from the bed and dove for the doorframe protection of the bathroom. There were a few problems with this.
1. There was no earthquake.
2. He was asleep when this happened.
3. Therefore, his mask, CPAP, clock radio, and everything else on his bedstand came with him, loudly. Wakey-wakey everyone!
Apparently John had himself a vivid dream. Did you know that he qualifies for Mensa?
And y'all know that I'd die without him, right? I want to make sure you know all sides of the equation when I make dickish fun of him like this.
