A Phone Call From Randy

"What's the kind of cherry that you really like? That kind of looks like a black cherry, I think? And it's really sweet?

Because I think I'm eating them right now.

I found them at the farmers' market. And I got a pint of Michigan cherries, and I just wanted to make sure that they were the kind that you like. And that are really hard for you to get. Because they are really good.

In fact, I'm going to eat one right now. On the phone.

Here I go.

Mmmm.

MMMMmmm.

That's really sweet. And I guess if I were going to use a way to describe them, it would be: Cherries out of your reach.

Mmmm.

Mmm-hmmm.

Mmm. Yeah, there's the pit. Pit's going into the trash. And now I'm free to eat the rest of the cherries, unabated.

Mmmm.

And there's, like, dark purple juice flowing down my fingers. Right now.

All right!

I wanted to share that with you. Well, not really share, because you didn't really have any, but share the experience with you. Because I am a friend.

Your choice!

Your choice to be my friend!

Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Yay!"