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A Cosmo, If You Please
Aug. 16th, 2009 02:48 amSo on top of everything else that happened this week, I got a urinary tract infection last night. Because why not?
WHERE THE FUCK DID I GET A URINARY TRACT INFECTION?
Am I screwing strange men? Soaking in bear run hot tubs? Inserting eager little Amazonian catfish into my urethra? Leaving the house? No, no, no, and no.
This proves that there is no God, and certainly no karma, because if karma existed in this world AT ALL, a highway overpass would collapse on Randy while he was blowing sloppy, homeless barflies under it.
Justice is dead.
WHERE THE FUCK DID I GET A URINARY TRACT INFECTION?
Am I screwing strange men? Soaking in bear run hot tubs? Inserting eager little Amazonian catfish into my urethra? Leaving the house? No, no, no, and no.
This proves that there is no God, and certainly no karma, because if karma existed in this world AT ALL, a highway overpass would collapse on Randy while he was blowing sloppy, homeless barflies under it.
Justice is dead.
