O,RLY TAITZ

Dear Birthers, and other crazy people: Stop listening to Orly Taitz.

Ignore her. She is bad for you. She certainly can't help you now. Stop hiring her.

This goes doubly for servicemen who wish to avoid deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan. Do not hire Orly Taitz to represent you. You will not like the results.

I just read the Snopes article on her. I freaking love Orly Taitz. She's full of crazy, and she always delivers. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, ORLY.

She recently got a $20,000 NO U smackdown from Judge Land in Georgia. The order is easily the most entertaining, most satisfying, court document it has ever been my pleasure to read. It states, in part:

Comparing herself to former Supreme Court Justice and civil rights
icon Thurgood Marshall, counsel likens her plight to Justice
Marshall’s epic legal battle to desegregate American schools and
public places. Quite frankly, the Court is reluctant to even dignify
this argument by responding to it, but it captures the essence of
counsel’s misunderstanding of the purpose of the courts and her
misunderstanding of her own claims...

... Justice Marshall had real evidence that black children were being sent
to inferior segregated schools based solely on the color of their
skin. He had credible evidence as to the impact of inferior
segregated schools upon the schoolchildren forced to attend them by
their government. Justice Marshall was also able to articulate how
this conduct on the part of the government violated the Fourteenth
Amendment, an amendment clearly designed to assure that the government
finally recognized the promise of the Declaration of Independence:
that all men are created equal.

Counsel here has an affidavit from someone who allegedly paid off
a government official to rummage through the files at a Kenyan
hospital to obtain what counsel contends is the President’s
“authentic” birth certificate.

You can read the rest here. It's genuinely fun.